I didn’t know there was such a profession as a nude maid but apparently there is and apparently it’s very high paying, with this woman who decided to take part in a Reddit AMA revealing that she earned $15,ooo a month from it. That’s not bad from a few hours cleaning and maybe a bit of oral sex too huh?
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Here’s what the woman, who called herself Micah, revealed about her profession:
To get it out of the way…yes I’m a ‘hooker’/’whore’/any other insult you can think of… so don’t bother posting insults,” she started the chat.
If you have actual questions I’ll answer them.
Do you have sex or is it viewing only?
I do have sex, but at my convenience. i.e. if I don’t find you attractive, I just tell you that, ‘I don’t do that,’… and if I’m not in the mood, I charge an arm and a leg.
Does the person come out and ask you for sex, or is there seduction?
Usually they’ll come out and ask if I do anything else or if they can ‘upgrade’.
Does anyone ever call you to come over and not stick around? (Paying you to actually clean.)
Once, and it was a regular.
What’s a typical client like?
Usually it’s a man in his 30s, white, making $60 – $100k (£45,000 – £75,000) and single.
But in reality it’s all over the place, I had college guys, I had college girls, had married couples, had lesbian couples.
What’s your clients’ motivation for hiring you?
For many it’s just to get their house cleaned.
And it’s worth to them to pay a few extra bucks to get a naked hot housekeeper than an ugly fat one.
For others it’s just having someone naked doing their bidding.
What do your clients do as you clean?
Some just watch, others jack off, some read a book/watch TV. A few help clean.
Have you ever been attracted to a client? How does it feel when you are cleaning?
Yes. I like the attention.
How many do you see in a week?
10 – 12… most are on the weekends.
What if a client is married?
Usually the married ones do this with their wives.
The others as far as I know are single.
I try not to work for guys who are trying to hide this from their wives.
Are you in a relationship?
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Yes, it’s an open relationship so there is no conflict.
Do you swing both ways?
Sex wise yes, relationship wise no.
Do you get nervous?
Eell nervous was a given early on…but then you realise that all these people are regular folks who just want to add a little spice to their life.
Anyone ever send you back after getting to the door?
One time with a regular, who forgot to tell me that his parents were over for the holidays.
As a nude maid, do you charge more if they want you to wear the French maid outfit?
Actually less, $150/hr (£112) wearing something sexy, $300/hr (£225) nude, and then more if there is some special requests – if I find the guy attractive, it’s usually $1,000 (£750) for sex.
What do you make a month?
Around $20-25k (£15,000 – £18,000)…it varies up and down from month to month…but that’s more or less the average.”
What are some odd requests?
Weirdest would probably be the guy who wanted me go to the toilet in his living room, and then I’d have to clean that up
Funnest would be having to find 10 sex toys hidden around the house and using them for a $1,000 bonus.
How did that story end?
Nothing too exciting. She cleaned all the toys, and then we had oral sex. Gotta have at least two other girls to step it up to exciting.
Can you finish from working with ‘clients’?
Sometimes I finish, others I don’t. That depends mostly on the client.
Wow. I wonder if this service is available in the UK? I wonder if any of my friends moonlight doing this at the weekend too.
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For a much worse kind of maid, check out this awful housekeeper pouring urine in her boss’s drink. Not cool.
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